Closet poo explained

Friday morning, Sean rides the elevator down to go to work. This happens every day.

On the 8th floor, the elevator door opens and in walks a contractor. All morning long, we heard bangs and crashes and FELT (yes, felt!) the floor shake. Apparently, unit #8G is being renovated.

The contractor and Sean starts talking... and the contractor explains that they are replacing the floors and its a pain because there's tar beneath the floor. A light bulb goes off in Sean's head.

There you go... closet poo is tar. Brings to mind the story of Brer Rabbit and Tar Baby. Anyone read that story as a kid?