Monday, November 26, 2007

Wanted: Smaller room with less light

Literally 91% of our bedroom walls are covered in mirrors. We've hated them since before we even moved in. (Sean & Lily at the open house: "Nice room. Those mirrors have to go.")

Yes, yes, mirrors make a space feel bigger and add natural light. But honestly, it's an 8x10 room... do you need 80 square feet of mirrors? It doesn't exactly fool your eye into thinking the room is bigger.

So how to remove them? You have to smash them. Not for us. Most contractors won't even take the job, and those that do... charge a lot.

We thought about painting them to look like walls, (Our neighbor did this) but we never got around to it because we hate our current wall color. We'd also thought about covering it with something like a lattice, or reeds, or bamboo or something.

Last weekend we went into the new CB2 in SoHo. Out of nowhere, a set of lovely linen curtains jumped off the shelf and said "I match your bedroom and can cover your mirror! I am 8 feet long and can run floor-to-ceiling! You will love me, and I am on sale!" Not to disappoint the aggressive product, we bought 8 panels and 2 curtain rods on the spot.



We installed them wall-to-wall and floor-to-ceiling (only one day before Sean's siblings came over for the thanksgiving day parade!) They look great!!



Ghetto Penthouse... a little less tacky, one day at a time.

5 Comments:

  • Now we just need to repaint our hospital day-glow green walls :)

    By Blogger Lily, at 10:21 PM  

  • I officially declare those curtains non-stupid. What's the trick?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:33 PM  

  • What's the trick?

    1. Go to the store.
    2. Buy curtains.
    3. Hang them.

    Not so hard, is it?? And they look smart! :)

    By Blogger Sean, at 11:39 PM  

  • Sean forgot to mention:

    2a. Store can only find 2 out 8 panels and the curtain rods are out of stock
    2b. Leave store with 2 panels and no rods
    2c. Wait patiently for store to call when items are in stock
    2d. Return to store a few days later after receiving the long-awaited phone call
    2e. Go to store and stand in a shady alley outside the store and ring doorbell
    2f. Minutes tick by, finally someone brings up the remaining curtains and rods
    2g. Truck through the NY streets with two 4' boxes and whack everyone along the way

    3a. Attempt to hang curtains
    3b. Discover that either wall or mirror is uneven and can't nail in the last hook
    3c. Duct tape the hook to mirror

    By Blogger Lily, at 11:44 PM  

  • my wife is now cackling hysterically at her concise humor.

    So maybe it's not about finding stupid curtains. Maybe it's just about finding curtains stupider than you are! :)

    By Blogger Sean, at 11:45 PM  

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